Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
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1.) Your name?
Jamie: The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
2.) Your age?
16: Legal age for fucking in the UK.
3.) One of your friends?
Laura:
-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Waiscoast is TEH SEX
-Adorable
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-Cute. END OF.
LOL.
4.) What should you be doing?
Cleaning: The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
Thats me :]
5.) Favorite color?
Orange: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
6.) Birthplace?
Melbourne: home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.)
Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with.
Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
7.) Month of your birth?
June:
1. The sixth month.
2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.
LOL YAOI!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Mum: A word americans don't know how to spell
9.) One of your nicknames?
Jamers: A mythical god known for riding a giant furry beast. This god has been known for cross dressing and having intercourse with fish.
LOL xD that was fun.